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No worries, my gold Jesus will protect me.If you could add a caption to this picture, what would it say?
...and he did not survive the following explosion.
Cave man in colombia believe in Jesus and i have a camera.
YEAAAAAHHHHHH BOYYYYYYYY!!!!
ITS RAPING TIME
im a religious nut with my tee shirt on inside out.
Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
Too much money, not enough sense.
yay i'm a douche bag!
i got Jesus . le'm take yo pisher.
I lurvs my fuzzy hat!