If you have closed captions on your TV that you use what is the funniest thing you seen made no sense?

Once I seen that African American snow was in the forecast. I had to laugh because I can't even imagine what would make the person type that up.If you have closed captions on your TV that you use what is the funniest thing you seen made no sense?
Here is the star of The Price Is Right, Drew Carey! (cheers and ';arouse';)If you have closed captions on your TV that you use what is the funniest thing you seen made no sense?
I saw a transcription once that may have started out as a sentence but totally broke down into complete babble. It didn't really make a lot of sense but sort of reminded me of a small child trying to describe a scene.
(farting noises............continue.......sigh of relief.)
b-b-bird bird bird berd is the word!

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