Can anyone think of a great caption for this photo ?

Feel free to add 'bottle openers'; and ';beer coozies'; to the mix !


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2019/2226鈥?/a>Can anyone think of a great caption for this photo ?
';Jenny pretends she knows how to read.';Can anyone think of a great caption for this photo ?
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';Epitome of how not to be at 18';.





I was once 18 myself and a hot young woman too ! I have had my share of beers yet I have never looked so stupid and dumb. Then, at 19, a drunk driver caused an accident and my girlfriend (we were leaving an innocent birthday party) got killed. I was in the passenger seat wearing my seatbelt and got away with it.


Sorry to vent, but that girl reminded me of my younger years. I'm still young by the way.
haha, i would use those, but that would make it too easy...





girl: One for the left, and one for the right! Now BOTH of my twins'll be happy!
Yo ho ho


Emo Vino
To me they would make good hand warmers after the men got beer outta the ice.(Caption are your hands cold too?)
Mmmm, should I choose the horny beer, or the non-horny beer?
';Decisions, decisions......burp';
two more drink ...four and an half hours till the kookaburra';s sing..need more booze..* smile..I can sing and dance..gotta extra .. drink for a...girl. in need...?
that beer is awesome
stinky.
The hot pair or the cold pair?
Two bottles of Ice tea make me look desperate but sexy...
S_ut getting ready to put on a show.
There's too much ice in this bucket of gin!
Drink or Swallow.
';Only three left? This isnt enough to get me drunk and stupid, aww';
';A Ho gets her drink on';
';Hmmm. Which one will match this beautiful linoleum when I yack?';
WHICH ONE?!?!
';Four?';
';I think I'm going to puke';
';How many is one plus one?';
one for drunken sex


two for passed out sex


what should i do.........
Which one should I give him so I might get laid tonight?
should i take both?
^Can't top the Carrot, but here is my entry:





';So that's what Mom does on Saturday.';