Can You Supply A Good Caption For This Pic?

Tell me what these two players are saying?





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Hayden to Steyn: ';Why do people on the internet keep putting photos of us on a website, and asking for captions about us?';Can You Supply A Good Caption For This Pic?
Hayden : that chick is hot


Steyn : which which


Hayden : that one who is waving her skirt


Steyn : that's my wife


Hayden : How on earth did she marry you


Steyn : oh yeah take this


the outreached hand of dale and the folding of tongue by Hayden suggest


POW


Hayden : ouch!!!!


Dale : now do you think my wifes hot


Hayden : no she looks like a b****h


Dale : your Dead


The Women comes near


and dale realizes she's not his wife his wife is in Egypt.


Caption


Fighting for strange women
(It's not what the players are saying!...)





Commentator: And you join us here in the final of the first ever Australia V South Africa staring out contest. First to blink or look away loses and it should be a hard fought battle. Both Hayden and Steyn have proved themselves as the best in their country, how will they fare against each other...?
Haydos---';Don't worry Steyn it's only Ashish Bhatia, he is a mental case but he is weak as piss';








steyn-';that maybe the case but he sure is one little fat ugly man, why is he chasing the fish monger';
Hayden: from which world you come from, 3rd or 4th?


Steyn: 5th ! but it won't matter in the cricket because you are a duck man and this will be the last series for you lol!
Steyn: ';im scared i dont know where to bowl to this guy!';





Hayden licking his lips: '; bowl anywhere you like mate its going to the fence anyway!!';
Steyn; ';Oi, Haydos, I'm not a bloody kangaroo mate!';.





Steyn was clearly uncomfortable with the attention......
Hayden '; I wish the new all stars box would come';


Steyn '; I am so sick of these bloody ads';





......... Can't beat that taste
Steyn-- ';OH NO Why Is Haydos looking at me like that';?????


or


Haydos--';Itz ok mate i always hit bowlers out of the park.... there is nothing new';
Steyn, did that ball really hit the umpire in the head?


Hayden,lets ask him when he wakes up.
S-hi are you from 3rd world..i guess





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H-no ,.. but from 4th diamention to get you
Shane Warne should really ask his text girfriends not to streak!
its ok...157th time is the charm
hayden: god damn not him again i'l have to retire!


steyn:oo another bunny i mean rhino
Hayden: Hi


Steyn: Hi