Help me come up with a funny caption for a kitty picture?

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Yes, that's my kitty.. He wasn't too happy when we woke him up. :P Anyways, I'm going to post it up on deviantart, but can't think of a funny caption.Help me come up with a funny caption for a kitty picture?
';WAASSS UP DOG?';Help me come up with a funny caption for a kitty picture?
i hav 5 ideas:


'; i'm goin 2 suck ur blooood';





';ehehe. ehehe. my preeeciooous';





';omg that's like so cute. lemme borrow dat top. OMG OMG it's d cutest thing i've evr seen. lemme borrow it lemme borrow d friggin top!';





';oh u!';





';*flashes sexy look* hey there. do i know u?';
';if you get any closer....I will eat you!';





';back away, and no one gets hurt!';





';what in the world are you try to do with that camera';





';ahhhh....my eyes it burns!';





';ohhhh.....pretty colors';





I have no clue, just some thoughts!
';wasssuuup!!!';





EDIT:





curses, missed it by that much...





maybe:





';westsiide!';
THE CAT WOULD BE THINKING





';if i keep smiling,maybe she wont notice me gauge her eyes out';





OR ';like a tiger.....LIKE A TIGER';
my friend named her cat ';Football.'; When i asked her why the name, she said she kicks her cat everytime she sees it. hehehe
What happens when you give a kitty coffee.
I AM YETI KITTY! RAWR
Get any closer, and I'll have you...!
Oh no, please...stop...tickling !
this is a stick up. hand over all the catnip and noone gets hurt.





p.s. your cat is to cute
this is last time u wake me up