What is a good caption for this pic?

What is a good, witty or funny caption for this pic?What is a good caption for this pic?
Whhhat??





';A man grew out of my feet, i thought it was just a pimple';


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';Human surfboard';


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';Press: we have found out this rare photograph where the killer kills and dances on the victims body...';What is a good caption for this pic?
beauty kills the beast
no idea


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